Within a showcase on the upper level of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a vibrant pink ensemble donned by the entertainer. His concert in front of a hundred thousand attendees was hailed as a triumph.
You might not like the performer. You might think he is the greatest gift to music the world has ever seen. Or you could adopt a middle ground, acknowledging that some tracks are belting while others are terrible.
The central idea is that amusement can take many forms. You like what you like. There is not a single method to create art or even five-day cricket.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Long Game
The five-day game boasts unrivalled depth. One struggles to think of another sport where the contest is so dictated by the environment.
The elements, the session, the ball – the factors are countless. Most important is the wicket.
If Test cricket is an artistic pursuit, the pitch is the foundation on which the cricketers paint their masterpiece.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between the two sides was an abstract version of cricket, the established format broken apart and stuck back together in abstract form.
It must be stated this is not a justification of the pitch which resulted in a triumph and the another sub-three-day finish of the Ashes battle.
Leaving excessive grass on the pitch, causing 36 wickets falling in less than two days, is not an even battle between offense and defense.
A Rich Tapestry: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be qualified as illegitimate, is mistaken.
The long game is a rich tapestry, over two thousand matches and ongoing. Sometimes, like in Melbourne, the cricket ball does all sorts for the fast men. In contrast, it spins sharply on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it explodes.
The thrillers are particularly captivating because of the time committed elsewhere.
Adaptation: The Real Challenge
Certain variables are embraced more freely than others.
The debate in during the match was that the contest was tipped too far towards the bowlers. That the best players were hindered from playing their natural game.
Test cricket is about adapting to challenges – reading the situation and adapting effectively. The top two individual contributions were made by recognized batters. One side committed more errors than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Sheer Celebration: The Supporters' View
Go and inform the devotees who have experienced 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
In a corner of the ground, countless fans waved their flags and sang their songs, generating a party atmosphere in a bastion of sport.
There was belief as the fielding side surged, momentum when players responded, and pure joy when the result was secured.
Contrasting Examples: The Variety of Test Matches
The Melbourne has previous experience with pitch problems. Previously, a game there featured a strip with the excitement of a a damp squib.
That match was a grind, with minimal action and slow play. This recent match and that drawn affair are diametrically opposed points of the spectrum – neither perfect, yet historical weight can be ascribed to both.
Four Tests into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will live longest in the collective consciousness.
"This isn't the demise of the long game at all," commented a past champion. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these two days have been treated to some real entertainment. Different entertainment."
Baby Steps: A Glimmer of Hope
In the preparation to this match, the leader talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his shoulders.
The team delivered for him, bringing back the joy to his countenance.
Emerging talents performed with crucial roles. These are baby steps, hardly enough to ensure long-term stability, but a starting point to build on.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory is added to other historic performances in meaningless games.
As the fans departed into a stunning sunset, the team congregated on the outfield to begin their own festivities.
Celebrate the win, lads. You've earned this one.